Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 days ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You get Putin jail.

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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)

but... how does one obey some boxing gloves?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Getting punched in the face ought to do it

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

wait just to make sure, KGB stands for Killing Gloves of Boxing right?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

I honestly don't know where you're coming from. If this is supposed to be a joke, it went right over my head.