Dad Jokes

16137 readers

94 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

submitted 1 week ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

9 comments fedilink hide all child comments

You get Putin jail.

top 9 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

but... how does one obey some boxing gloves?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Getting punched in the face ought to do it

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

wait just to make sure, KGB stands for Killing Gloves of Boxing right?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I honestly don't know where you're coming from. If this is supposed to be a joke, it went right over my head.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the killing gloves of boxing is an item in TF2. most people call it the KGB

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Ah, okay, I get it now.

Sorry, never played that game.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You get thrown out a window. Or Putin a grave.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

more like they putin a bullet in your head

or you're putin outside of your apartment window

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Would you say things get a little... cagey?