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Microblog Memes

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[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine being this kid and growing up and realizing one day the only reason dad ever suddenly started giving a shit about you was because he was using you as a meat shield because some guy named Luigi killed another rich guy. I'd be devastated

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The chance of that kid not becoming an entitled piece of shit is really low, but I hope he can beat the odds.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, his daughter already did.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Yes, definitely! Dunno about any of the other 10.