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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Javascript should say "you are a masochist and a nerd"

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 89 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Overshoot2648@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

with his therapist 🤣

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I take it that he dictated the book to his therapist from a state of paralysis.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

That should be a dog fucking a football.