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[–] saltynachos@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This can't be real, right

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

It is, unfortunately, real. https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (4 children)

"Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments"

Wait, are they confusing "transgender" and "transgenic"?

[–] drbluefall@toast.ooo 10 points 1 month ago

Yes. Because they are just that dumb.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies."

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Yes he is, and his supporters might actually believe. transgenic animals have been used in research for decades , and he is just finding out now?

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

peace through strength Hmmmmm. Where have I heard that before?

[–] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

A book that I haven't read in a long time, and now would be the proper time to do it again.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

NOD's motto,

[–] catchy_name@feddit.it 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

~~Looks like it isn’t real.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/ ~~

I’ve been corrected. Is is real. It makes sense that they were just documenting his word salad.

More permanent copy for posterity: https://archive.is/5YlSS

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 month ago

The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.

[–] TGhost@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aliens ? Oo someone to do me an ELI5 pls 😅😐

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It's the official government word for foreigners.

[–] gon@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks!

[–] ooli2@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

it is : https://lemmy.ca/comment/14968616

https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/