Despite being a 55 year old gay man I got on the Make A Wish foundation list and my wish is to make this website defederate. Very much looking forward to getting my wish before I die. (hexbear.net)

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They told me they have hired "motivators" that make all the wishes come true. One of them's in the hospital room with me right now and he's brushing my hair and reading me all the books that transform the Star Wars movies into Shakespearian screenplays. He said not to say his name, but his name is Tony.

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[-] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

They said and I quote "gay men are not allowed to make wishes here."