They told me they have hired "motivators" that make all the wishes come true. One of them's in the hospital room with me right now and he's brushing my hair and reading me all the books that transform the Star Wars movies into Shakespearian screenplays. He said not to say his name, but his name is Tony.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

My make a wish foundation wish would be for everyone to realize they can just filter by local if they don't want to see federated posts. Folks can even set it as their default view in their profile.

[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't know who you are and I don't know what a profile is. It took me a month to figure out how to get this little cute picture next to my login name.

[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm still trying to figure out how to make it square.

[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nevermind. My grandson whose organs I plan to harvest spent his 30 minute break at the slaughterhouse explaining over the phone to me how to do it .

[–] Starlet@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Despite being a 55 year old gay man

are gay people normally ineligible ??

[–] FuckYourselfEndless@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

They said and I quote "gay men are not allowed to make wishes here."

[–] GrainEater@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 years ago

😭 😭 😭

[–] jack@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Such a sad story, congratulations

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I just wanna stick with lemmygrad and no one else tbh