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[-] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago

He’s a legitimate blue belt in ju jitsu. Musk x’d that he’s been lifting weights in the office because of how busy he is he can’t train.

[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

Does it really count as busy if you're just tweeting all day?

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

The only thing he’s lifting is his thumbs as he tweets all day while supposedly being the most hard working ceo of several companies.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Terminally online to the point of directly banning personal criticism

Put in 60 hours of Elden Ring on release week

"CEO" of four companies

Chief engineer of a rocket company

Sure bruh

[-] GoodEye8@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

If the past year is of any indication his job is to tweet all day. I guess that does count as being busy.

[-] thatguydude@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

X'd

Never seen it put that way before. Just saw a lot of people wondering what you'd call it.

I hate it. But it works. Which makes me hate it more.

Can't wait for he weigh in. What a timeline we're living in. Wish they could both lose but Musk is getting X'd

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Screw promoting it, say "posted on social media".

[-] Gamey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

*antisocialmedia

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

The correct term is Xreted.

[-] Gamey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If I try to say that people will think of the German expression for drinking something in one go or is there another way to pronounce it?

[-] nogrub@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

it soundy very similar "ich werde mein getränk auf ex trinken - translated "i will drink my beverage in one go"

[-] SRo 4 points 1 year ago

With lifting weights he means his gut when he gets out of the seat.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Didn't Zuck win some competition a while back?

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