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Zuck really found someone less likeable than himself
Firstly I'd be more interested if it was pistol duelling.
Secondly, someone restream it to a Fediverse platform please.
apparently live streaming on PeerTube is possible, maybe someone could redirect the stream there
IDK, watching Musk get hospitalized because he refuses to tap out and Zuck has him in some crazy choke hold would make me happy. Zuck dislocating Musk’s shoulder making him unable to Tweet for a month would also bring me joy.
Yeah but it's only going to amount to a slap fight.
Raise the stakes, fight to the death. The loser donates their fortune to provide insulin and food to the needy.
A duel with pistols is the only thing I would watch. Aside from that, let's stop talking about either of them. Let them fade out.
Can't believe you clowns won't stop talking about them
It's really just the classic celebrity trap. The Kardashians are celebrities because we keep talking about them, and we keep talking about them because they're celebrities. (also something about the OJ trial originally). Like, can we just focus on something else.
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I think it's not a good idea to ignore what two of the richest people in the world are doing with two of the most popular social media platforms.
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What a bunch of children crying out for attention.
Looks like Zuck got that smartass upgrade installed.
I will vote for Zuckerberg if he internally decapitates Musk.
That's my offer to the Robot King.
I could only be bothered to care if the fight was in space
Best I can do is an unregulated submarine deep in the ocean
only if it is a cage match
I care enough to enjoy seeing Musk get pummeled to a bloody pulp for being stupid enough to challenge a BJJ black belt. I mean fuck Zuckerberg, but I'd still enjoy it.
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The more attention these anti-democratic billionaires get, the worse off we all are. #BoycottMusk #BoycottZuckerberg
fuck the veterans, how about curing hunger like you promised a decade ago
neither of them are going to donate money to charity
Nor will they ever physically fight each other. I mean Zuck would probably gladly kick Elon in the face, considering his new thing is martial arts and Musk is probably 10 years older than him, but Elongated would have to be a complete moron to accept that fight and actually show up. Unless he's planning a Commodus routine, where he captures Zuckerfuck first, ties him up, tells him how great he is, and then stabs him below the armor just before the fight.
maybe it's just a stunt.. for publicity.. like a publicity stunt..
like throwing live turkeys out of a helicopter on Thanksgiving
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Look I just wanna watch Zuck make Elon punch himself until he cries. Is that too much to ask?
Can we get Steve "The Spaz" Huffman in there too? He needs some sense knocked into him for his NFT/cryptocurrency scam.
I think we need to have Undertaker throw him off the top of Hell in a Cell, where he'll plummet 15ft into the announcers table.
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Maybe we can figure out a way where all three of them get their asses kicked. Some kind of rock-paper-scissors type setup.
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Did Elon Musk pay $8 to himself for a blue check?
No, because that would involve paying taxes.
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This is like Cleganebowl except with a burning planet instead of a castle, and weedy autistic narcissists for combatants.
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Is this a canon event?
Brought to you by sweet baby rays BBQ sauce!
Whoever wins, we all lose.
I thought the real Zuck vs. Musk fight was the friends we made along the way.
Boo this sucks
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