Jackcooper

Reminds me of Trump saying a politically desperate Obama would go to war with Iran

Lemme know how that goes

I just watched the James Woods Simpsons last night. Maybe it'll go the same way the Michael Jackson episode went.

Eels aren't usually even by the surface are they? How does this happen and twice in a day?

She needs the fake eyelashes which for them may have been real

whitepeopletwitter

And yet we don't have a Shitterton

Had a lovely day getting cards from wife and kids, nice dinner, invited my grandma over to join us. Miss my father but sent some messages to a couple of people who have filled a similar role since he passed.

The internet identity, even

Why are we censoring usernames

They're Stanford grads they are someone's cousin

Somehow you're the only one mentioning this and yes I've only ever heard sleep with door closed to buy time in a fire.