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[–] her01n@programming.dev 65 points 4 days ago (4 children)

That depends. Does the keyboard on the thinkpad work?

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 71 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Laptops had so much class back then.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

@Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz You know which one that is?

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Thats the 701c, codenamed butterfly.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the butterfly keyboard not the garbage apple made

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

That would be the thread I was replying in, yes.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why? Unless you're avid about the Track point, you're going to have a USB mechanical attached.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 11 points 3 days ago

Unless I have an external monitor, keyboard, and mouse, using an external keyboard with a laptop is a shitty experience for me. And if I’m at home and trying to get work done, I’m using my desktop PC.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 7 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Do people really use a secondary keyboard when laptops already have one? Generally attached to the screen and non-removable?

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If they have a nub instead of a track pad, yes

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago

But nubs are superior to trackpads!

[–] Deebster@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

I do if I can raise the laptop up so that the screen is where it should be for good ergonomics.

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We have people at work that INSIST they need an external keyboard instead of the built in one.

I could understand if the laptop was off to the side or something. But they’ll just scoot the laptop back 6 inches then place the Apple Magic Keyboard exactly where the laptop was.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Apple Magic Keyboard

There's no point then

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Ha, I better not tell you about the Apple Keyboard I use with my Linux laptop then. Don’t like macOS much, but I love their flat keyboards.

Have you tried the Logitech Mx keys? They’re very similar to the Magic Keyboard. Not quite as small, but then you have less of the Mac keyboard on non Mac OS quirks.

[–] arendjr@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh, and then I pair it with a very boring Dell mouse for extra style.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

It’s too bad than no other OS has made the strides to compete with the Magic Trackpad though.

I’m happy with the flat keyboard too, but the touch pad is the killer interface on Macs

I so strongly prefer the mechanical keyboard and trackball to the built-in gear that if I'm doing any serious typing, a keyboard and mouse are always attached.

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

And speaker. Vimers can't use a machine without a speaker.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 23 points 4 days ago

If I wanted my computer to make a sound, I'd wet my finger and rub it on the screen.

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Huh?

I've used Vim for a decade and I would be offended if it made any noise.

[–] Lemmist@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago

An old vim-related anecdote:

Vim has 2 modes: first to spoil the text and second to beep.

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)