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[–] Glent@lemmy.ca 30 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If you cant absorb 1000 xrays are you even a man?

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If you can absorb x Rays you're probably lead

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And if you have enough lead inside you that you absorb X-rays, you're probably dead.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Iron Man should have had a nemesis called Lead Man.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 4 days ago

And if you have enough dead inside you that you absorb X-rays, you're probably lead.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

A sufficient quantity of water will do it as well, no? Just need to gain 6^3 M to 8^3 M of water weight.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

No, you're a mutated zombie at that point. Who's asking?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I’m wondering about the original source of this picture. Those man buns are certainly… manly?

(I’m talking about the hair here.)