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Why indeed (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Gxost@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Once I wrote an annoying program adding acceleration to the mouse cursor, so it was difficult to click any UI item. It was written in Object Pascal with Win API and weighted 16 KB. And I think in C it would be even smaller.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I remember there was a pretty funny prank program that would make the user's mouse pointer leave behind little poops on the screen at random.