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[–] Phantom_Engineer@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds of that part in the Bible where Moses strikes the rock and the water comes out and Moses is just too dang modest about the water, so God doesn't let him into the promise land.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wasn't the reason that he hit the rock rather than talking to it?

[–] Phantom_Engineer@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah, the actual reason was that he hit the rock and didn't praise God enough when he did it. Or something like that. It's been awhile since I've been in a church.