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[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

Just reuse Jeffries clip from a few weeks ago about the house putting together a quick response taskforce.

He was talking out of his ass then about them responding to things quickly then and they will respond exactly the same way here.