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[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Years are made of months … Good read https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mythical_Man-Month

More than just a good read, that's one of the project/programming Ten Commandments.

Can't tell you how many times over the decades I've had to argue with project managers about that.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The best way I’ve heard it said was “if a woman can make a baby in nine months, then nine women should be able to make a baby in one month, right?”

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

That's in the book :)

[–] Flipper@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago

Also a good pen is the report, we need three months for this, only to be told each week something else is more important. After the three month the question came is it finished now.

And so 2 Years turned to 6.