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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I would expect a "smart" toilet to flush when I stood up or moved away. Why anybody would ever require a phone to turn on a faucet is beyond ridiculous.

[–] Fribbtastic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Smart" apparently doesn't mean "it does things on its own" but simply "you can control it over our app"

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You not only can control it with our app, you have to - so when we start showing un-skippable ads on our app you can either watch them of buy a new faucet. Smart like a fox!