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Doesn't even have to be catcalling; even a normal compliment is something we remember for a long time. I don't think I've been catcalled at all, though I'm not very attractive so I wouldn't expect to be.
Hey there sugar dick.
That's not how you should call someone with diabetes and you know that.
Oh. That made me uncomfortable. 😬
Hello aspartame wiener.
One time, when I was in 6th grade, an 8th grade girl called me cute. I don't think I'll ever forget it
I was a sophomore in high school. A senior girl I vaguely knew but wasn't friends with, apropos of nothing, leans over to me and goes, "You're nice. I like nervous, twitchy virgins."
I don't know if I've ever been more baffled in my life. I don't even remember if I responded or what I did after that. I just remember thinking, "what the heck just happened?"
I might have been catcalled once. I was riding my bike on the road when I was in college; at the time I had super long messy hair that went down past my shoulders (I'm a guy). A car drove past and this girl put her head out the passenger window and shouted something at me. She might have said "looking good, hippie!" She might have also said, "fuck you, hippie!" I'll never know haha.