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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon meets pearl jam man (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 42 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So don't drive drunk if I am tired? Got it

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

👍

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Don't drive tired if you're drunk.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

No, if you're tired, get drunk. Alcohol is an upper before it's a downer, so you'll have a short whole that you are better off!

(In case this is required, this is sarcasm.)