Driving tired is just as dangerous as driving drunk, if not more; fall asleep for a few seconds and you might drift off the road or into another car and never wake up. Better to stop at the next possible spot and take a nap than to risk it!
this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2025
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So don't drive drunk if I am tired? Got it
No, if you're tired, get drunk. Alcohol is an upper before it's a downer, so you'll have a short whole that you are better off!
(In case this is required, this is sarcasm.)
Don't drive tired if you're drunk.
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I used to drive exhausted all the time due to my job. Two months ago I veered off the right side of the road. Immediately woke up because the van was bouncing a shit ton, then I kissed the guardrail. I might be dead if it wasn't for that guardrail. Lost my job because of it though.
As you should. Also, your job should be doing something to catch this as well, so they should be investigated by whatever authority covers this if it was work-related driving.
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I heard he had a Honda. Not sure though as he didn't really talk that much about it.
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Thematically, perhaps it should have been last kiss, but I appreciate that the OOP wanted it to seem more believable. Plus there was no girlfriend in his car…
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if I heard pearl jam i would have fallen asleep on the spot