iamericandre

Until they have to take a suppository 🤡

Posts picture of asshole, censors the word fuck. The world truly is a mysterious place

Luckily I belong to the grungy old type of gym

Rock climbing, go to your local climbing gym (if you have one) and take an intro class and then go hang out once you understand the basics. It’s such a welcoming community and people are really friendly and helpful towards beginners. Gyms also have new climber nights depending on the gym and those are great chances to meet people.

All you had to do was catch the damn train, SpongeBob!

Regional branch manager

Money

Lemon, isn’t there a slanket somewhere you should be filling up with your farts?

Ran my index finger down the blade of a pocket knife and nearly cut the tip off. Got a nice big scar and had a bunch of stitches

1981

The font gave it away for me. Didn’t even realize there was sound