iamericandre

Anything by steely dan

Daylight savings time. Are people really losing that much sleep over an hour?

Procrastination banana bread

I sleep in my AirPods listening to tv shows. The new feature where it pauses my stuff after I fall asleep is pretty nifty.

A cheerio would be way too big for me

you could swap Nancy in there and the shirt goes even harder

Wait until you hear about the surgery male pornstars get where they put a pump in your balls that fills up a reservoir in your shaft that when filled makes your dick hard

That scene is definitely getting cut or at least completely changed in the new adaptation

We just finished up, your dad looks satisfied

North and South America

J Roc baby

How am I supposed to ride a bike into my basement?