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US egg imports meant to drive prices down could be hit by tariffs (www.reuters.com)

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[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Every single day, I am convinced more and more that us Canadians need to resurrect Rum Running but with eggs. The fisheries are questionable due to tariffs. We have both eggs and nice boats plus a long stretch of border.

I have 15 dozen beauties right now, fresh, regenerative, free run, just at my house alone. The stock market is crashing but the egg market is rising.