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Love these suggestions.
As for #1, my name for him is HitlerPig. That's the name given by the young staffers in the Biden White House, and I found it simulateously vicious, hilarious, and accurate. I try to only use that name when posting, and I encourage others to use it as well.
My alternate name for him is Agent Krasnov, or just Krasnov, which is the code name given to him by Soviets when he visited them in 1987. They were shocked at how easily manipulated he could be by feeding him cheap, insincere flattery. I've seen lots of people use Krasnov.
As a person with a strong arts background, I also appreciate the call to support the arts. Beauty is an effective antidote for evil.
The one thing I slightly disagree with is attaching the Republicans to him. Its true, of course, but I orefer to refer to them as MAGA, or Nazis, or MAGA Nazis. The Republicans are facilitating them, to be sure, but the subset of the Republican party, the MAGA Nazis, need to be demonized and dehumanized. They are the true enemy, and we need to turn the Traditional Republicans against them, if we are ever going to crush them ruthlessly and mercilessly, and purge them from our government and society.
It will have to be our Democratic FDR, making an unholy alliance with the Republican Stalin, to destroy the MAGA Nazis and their Fuhrer.
If the republicans don't want to be attached to him, they should do something about it.
The Republicans, loud and quiet, have been the enemy the whole time, for decades and decades. When the chips are down they support the MAGA crowd without much real hesitation and their threshold for what is evil is still disgusting. The Democrats are barely even halfway to decent, the GOP shouldn’t even be considered as a legitimate policy-making party.
Do not give them scapegoats for free. Do not let them pretend that they’re “the good ones”. Do not condition yourself to believe that there is any good to be found in the GOP. Anyone against their “policies” to the point of being an actually good person would not be there and the US would be counting it a lucky day if they even made it anywhere within the Democrats.
I call them MAGAts (pronounced maggots).
'Alternate names' are infantile and asinine. Why not just call him 'doodyhead' while you're at it?
He does it routinely, Rush Limbaugh did it routinely (maybe where HitlerPig got it), and it's effective. They do it because they think it bothers their enemies, which means it would REALLY bother them if it were returned.
These rich, entitled, sociopathic assholes think that their money buys them respect and insulation from the ugliness of the world, most of which originates with them. Anything that tarnishes their lives and makes them feel like normal people, might make them start feeling some empathy.
I don't really believe that will happen, but I can still take pleasure in irritating them, denying them the insulation they think they're entitled to because of their money. They deserve to be as unhappy as the people they exploit.