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Hammer-fired spells (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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I cast 9x19mm parabellum

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would be entirely unsurprised if I saw this on an F150 tailgate on the highway.

[–] Narauko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's close, but it really belongs painted on the side of a '70s panel van instead of a wizard with a unicorn, with shag carpet, a crushed velvet bed with the frame made of ammo boxes, and bead curtains made of bullets, and living in that van is a slightly more stoned Nicholas Cage from Lord of War who smells like pachouli and expended gun powder.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I don't know what this is, but I like it. You have a gift. I look forward to watching your movies.