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Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province (www.thebeaverton.com)
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OTTAWA – With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America’s forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.

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[–] goferking0 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plus universal Healthcare!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Stop! Please! I can only get SO erect!