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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay (screenshot-media.com)

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Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3... 2... 1...

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[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

I hadn't looked at the picture until you mentioned it. Yeah, he looks like he's mad for it. Jeez, dude, just come out and enjoy it, and quit trying to make everyone else miserable.

and the drive home from work

Commuter traffic makes me want to use my fists sometimes, but not in that way, only to punch people.