Acquaintance of mine I was in his basement smoking weed from his home made gravity bong and right on the table was a gun. Loaded. And his toddler running around. He even picked it up and started waving it around showing it off to another friend and I had to make a scene telling him to either shoot me now or put the goddamn thing away.

We live in the safest fucking town in the world. Nobody is breaking into shit here so idk what the fuck he needs a gun. Needless to say I didn't go back and yeah he looks exactly as you think: fat tall beard hat cheap Oakley's truck.