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[โ€“] Initiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Post-Bespoke: the most dangerous vampire is the modern day scientologist, whose faith is incomprehensible yet jealously guarded.

[โ€“] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Oh, you think you can defeat me? First you're going to need a Level 12 Clear Thetan, and that'll set you back $375,000. I know that sounds like a lot but we do offer 30 year, 0% financing, which makes the monthly payment surprisingly manageable.