Not madness or absurdity. Was it absurd for Hitler to invade Poland and France or for Saddam to invade Iran and Kuwait? With the benefit of decades of hindsight we can say that it didn't work out for them, sure, but these were deliberate and calculated moves made by serious men. Absurdity is taking the word of an enemy dictator at face value.

A fascist doing fascist things, Make Russia Great again. He thought it would strengthen his position, he thought it would be easy, and he thought he could get away with it.

Yeah they're called gun safes

As a gringo living in Latin America, I identify as being from Canada, actually.

The types for significant others and distros hash to the same location in the table, it's just bad luck and there's nothing we can do about it.

This is true. It's also true that deer are possibly the stupidest animals in the forest. And this includes forests that have turkeys in them.

Fascist dictatorships openly make false statements all the time, often to hide their real intentions. Russians go along with it because of some combination of fear, nationalism, nostalgia, and actually being in favor of fascism.

It's capitalism's fault they became communist

The NSA will intercept all of our communications and the FBI will arrest anyone they're suspicious of

Not to mention super reliable and fun to ride

I think those cover illness and accidents

Was the pilot ok?