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[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

Ketchup is only good on fries, and even then, it needs a heavy dash of tabasco.

For the nuggets, every once in a great while, I drizzle honey over the nuggets, and add a little black pepper.

I love all varieties of mustard. Chinese mustard is especially good.

Horseradish sauce is another of my favorites.

Chip dip is another good one.