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This will be pretty much the state of the whole world in a few years.
What do you mean? That's literally how the world's been for long. Investing in Somali pirates is not any different from investing in Tesla or Meta
How do I add raiders to my 401k?
What a noob question. That's the wrong question. You should be asking how to diversify your raider portfolio. If you invest your money on shit-pirates and lose your ass, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
Go heavy on Somalia, the big ones are there for sure. But don't sleep on Indonesia or Nigeria. If the leaders sporting an AK, ask yourself "what kind of bling did the pirate leader add to his AK?" . Watch out for 'gold' AKs, a lot of wannabes paint theirs.
Someone get this person a money talk show ASAP! He's the next Jim Cramer!
When was the last time you got kidnapped by pirates?
Not physically but Tesla and Facebook steal your data. Everything that makes you an individual to the global economy is stolen and sold.
Adjusting for population growth i wonder if the risk to get kidnapped by pirates is significantly different from the 17th century.
That being said, how much value do you generate for your employer and how big is your salary?
Current state of the United States tbh