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Looking for a new way to invest? (lemmy.world)
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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 96 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Seems more honest than conventional stock markets.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Right? I mean there's serious risk there, but there's no pretending. Invest in a pirate, share the loot. Pretty clear and up front.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

...share the loot.

I'm no piratologist but I believe the term is "booty".

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 19 points 3 weeks ago

Arrr.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I know we're all joking here, but as an investment the risk isn't the piracy going bad, the risk is that pirates are branching out into a new version of 419 scams (aka Nigerian Prince scam). The pretending could be that the premise is the scam.

Why take the risk of going out in a boat and be shot at when you can get naive and greedy marks to simply sending you their money willingly?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The people who usually do that are basically slaves to someone or some org else.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Guys you already had my at pirates, you don't have to convince me.