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[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"Rewrite the rules" is a clear campaign slogan.

This is a HARD line for me. This fucker doesn't get to run again.

[–] DarkDarkHouse 8 points 2 days ago

As an adjudicated insurrectionist, he's disqualified under the 14th amendment from holding his office. We're already past that line.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hopefully also literally unable to run

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

He wasn't able this time either. 14th amendment.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

You think he's currently able to run? If so I have a medical report you'll love to see.

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Well, running for president isn't really running if the result is already fixed. So you have that going for you.