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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

unintentional accidents

Unintentional.

Refusing to take basic safety precautions is not unintentional.

[–] hakase@lemm.ee -2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I thought this was strictly about the problems with cleanup? Why are you suddenly pivoting to "safety"? Could it be that this was all just a cover for your need to police other people's choices and behavior?

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If requiring motorists to take basic safety precautions to avoid exposing other people to unnecessary gore and trauma is policing "other people's choices" then yes, that is exactly what I want to do, I want to police stupid choices that hurt other people.

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Which is exactly what I would expect from a hexbear. Like I said, in the end it was just a cover for your authoritarian need to police other people's choices and behavior.

It's clear that we have a fundamental difference in values here that aren't reconcilable.