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Isn’t it always toilet paper, for Freudian reasons?
I still think the the toilet paper hoarding during the pandemic was because they copied what they saw on tv. If you're fillming multiple takes of chaotic crowds in a store to show a burgeoning disaster its easier if you have the extras carry toilet paper than heavy bags of rice.
it’ll just force the remaining barbarians to get a $30 bidet
Unfortunately no, some folks just refuse to wash their damn asses.
but it won't be $30, it will be at least $60 if not $90 muahahahaha!
And it'll require a phone app to set up and use.
Know someone who has a wifi enabled bidet that becomes inoperable during software updates.
amazing time to be alive
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
proportionally a bidet purchase will still make each poop cost less