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11/19/22(Sat)07:22:13 No.71045408
>Tfw boyfriend is asleep 
Why does he do this? Every fucking night?

11/19/22(Sat)07:25:16 No.71045429
>tells me he's not addicted to sleeping 
>goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix 
>shouts at me for trying to keep him from 
relapsing
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[โ€“] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 68 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

My family culture as a child was that sleep was sacred. If there were plans and places to go, but someone was tired and fell asleep on the sofa, then the light would be switched off, a blanket fetched, no one else goes in the lounge and the plans got delayed or cancelled.

Now I've married a woman who wakes me up to ask me if I'm sleeping.

[โ€“] sirico@feddit.uk 33 points 5 days ago

Are you sleeping? I hope the notification didn't wake you.