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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I paid over $400 to teach my staff self defense.

That doesn’t seem like nearly enough money to teach multiple people how to effectively defend themselves.

[–] zib@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Soon after the harassment began, I paid $436 for a two-hour self-defense session. The instructor is scheduled to come to my office to teach my staff self-defense tactics in the event that the situation becomes violent, or if people physically show up here at my office or at my home. The session will focus on a number of methods including verbal de-escalation, active shooter and intruder response training, and escape from common holds.

She hired a person to do a one-time seminar for her staff. Proper self-defense takes years of dedication and practice. This seems like it was more for optics.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Hung Gar instructor given two hours to train newbies:

"This is horse stance. We will do this for the next two hours."

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 days ago

“I paid Mitch $400 to tell my staff to be aware of their surroundings and hand out his business cards for one on one training.”

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

That doesn’t seem like nearly enough money to teach multipl

probably learn how to kick in the balls.