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[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 78 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

My ex-girlfriend worked at a restaurant and they had an annual staff party which was just a house party at the manager's house. When we opened the door and started taking our shoes off one of the new server girls was shouting at the manager "Don't call me Lonestar!" and he was like "Yeah whatever Lonestar" and she screamed at the top of her lungs "DON'T CALL ME FUCKING LONESTAR!!!" and shoved him hard, he fell backwards and landed on his ass and she screamed a battle cry and started punching holes in the drywall, busting up her knuckles and bleeding everywhere. We put our shoes back on and just left. She got fired

[–] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's.. Not really a couple dispute, is it? Still, pretty funny lol

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He had the hots for her but I guess that doesn't really count

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

β€œI can fix Lonestar.”

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No joke I am 40% certain Lonestar went onto star in this viral video the timeline and location line up

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

β€œSign in to confirm your age”

No, I don’t think I will. Thank you.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

She should've just given him the raspberry.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What's up with the calling Lonestar?

[–] Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Look, just don't, OK?

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I imagine she formerly worked at a Lonestar Steakhouse. That or she had some affiliation with Texas. Being that these were restaurant folk, I'm leaning toward the first.

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

East coast Canadian girl who had never left Nova Scotia.

[–] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Spaceballs reference maybe?

[–] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just completely random