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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Let him watch all the television he wants. Stop letting him interact with people and things.

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Let him interact with people and things, but in a retirement home where he belongs.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

THE FLETCHER MEMORIAL, HOME FOR INCURABLE TYRANTS AND KINGS

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The only final solution I support.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No I'm thinking a bunker with 9 foot thick concrete walls, no door, a 1.5 inch diameter hole for air and McDonald's french fries, a television and one of those brown blankets they wrap you in when your house burns down. And maybe if you put me in a good enough mood I wouldn't turn a garden hose down the air shaft.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a habitat for the world's shittiest anchorite.