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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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😬 pretty easy to side with the Cardassians for someone like Trump...
trump would probably claim the wormhole as the 51st state and claim he's friends with the jem'hadar
"Which one is Kim?"
The one the fancy jewelry guys are worshipping?
The monkey paw will curl, damn :(
Ok, so we take out DS9. But TNG on repeat for sure.
Nah, but he will order people to refer to him as the Great Nagos.
*Grand Nagus
By executive order Section 31 is formed. CIA director raises eyebrow in contempt.
He'd get a kick outta their legal system...