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It's the dunk tank.
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The movie they made out of that with Tom Hanks and its sequel Angels & Demons (haven't seen the third movie) have long been guilty pleasures of mine. Ian McKellen doing a heel turn, being a criminal mastermind while deluding himself about being a grail knight and rambling about Jesus' secret bloodline (even if he happened to be right about all that), what's not to love? Plus I do like Tom Hanks. And then in the second one, they make you think Stellan Skarsgard is a bad guy by having him be a grumpy dick but it turns out he's the only true man in the Vatican and good-boy Ewan McGregor turns out to be a power-hungry mastermind and even though its the most predictable shit ever put on screen I'm going :soypoint-1: :soypoint-2:
All this to say, I've never been able to read the novels. I tried, and I'm not even a prose first kind of reader- I read all sorts of books with shitty prose and don't care -but I find Dan Brown to be such a terrible writer on the sentence level that I just cannot force myself to read more than a few dozen pages of one of his books. Only other author I've encountered like that is Robert Ludlum. Ironically, I do like the first Bourne movie quite a bit.