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Every night... (lazysoci.al)

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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what phones are for.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

[–] rocketpoweredredneck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sleep on your side, drop you phone on the floor instead!