this post was submitted on 09 May 2025
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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 1 points 7 hours ago

That's life on an employer's schedule. You have to sleep. Only because you have to adhere to someone else's schedule do you have to go to sleep at a set time. If you could work whenever you wanted, you could choose when to sleep, when to wake, when to work, etc.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Objects in motion tend to stay in motion.

Objects at rest tend to stay at rest.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

Are you objectifying me??

Most people pay for that privilege

[–] Cavemanfreak@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Reminds me of this fucking banger. (Flying - Half Man Half Bull).

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm already doing the thing. I do not wish to exert the effort to do the other thing. Fuck the ramifications.

ramifications arrive

How could this have happened?

[–] projectsquared@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Me: if I go to bed tomorrow comes.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Put screen over bed to combine and twist all problems into a giant horror.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's what phones are for.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

and then, while nodding off, you drop the phone right on your face. no thanks 😅

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago