this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'll reply with this: five minutes of masturbation can prevent a lifetime of pain and suffering.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

My friends keep telling me not to and my parents would be sad. I also feel bad about somebody finding my body

Nah hit that shit raw bro.