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[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 87 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Cats work for 15 years max. You might live until 100.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

15 years is not the maximum time a cat can remain alive and suple. On average they can live up to 17 years and some live to their 20s.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Average" is a really hard statistic considering entirely different living conditions across the world. Factor in street cats & baby deaths and the average is probably closer to 4 years.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

This was for house cats.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tromars@feddit.org 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In German speaking countries cats only have 7 lives :(

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tromars@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn’t mean to correct you, just wanted to add this random thing I thought of reading your comment lol

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

No worries, i actually always forget this fact

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago

Cats often live for 20 years.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There is literally a Wikipedia page dedicated to cats that have lived to be older than 25 years: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_cats

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

The fact that there is a Wikipedia page for this shows that it is noteworthy when it happens. Further, most people in this thread have probably already surpassed that milestone

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, median expected lifetime is around 15.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de -4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I find that hard to believe too. I've never known anyone who's had a cat die younger than like 15, but I suppose it could be true

[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

We've had 4 of 5 cats die before reaching 6. 😢

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That sounds like a you problem, not a cat problem

coyotes eating cats twitter meme

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

The brightest candles burn the fastest. I've had my share too, but they had good lives and made our lives better in that short time.

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 3 weeks ago

Stop shooting them.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are unfortunately some cat diseases and genetics where they don't make it that far. Feline leukemia and diabetes are two that I've seen end cat lives far too early, and when they go downhill it's both quick and tragic to see them change. A typical cat who is cared for will definitely make it past 15.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I might be biased, but my very first (and only) kitty that I got at eight weeks old is still alive. She turns 17 in July. She was diagnosed with hyperthyroidism a year ago. A couple weeks ago she was diagnosed with small cell lymphoma (cancer) in her intestines.

Money is probably the determining factor for life expectancy because figuring out she had cancer in her intestines set me back $3000. 😅 Now that she's on medication though, she is as lively as ever and is gaining a bunch of weight back which is fantastic 😊

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's a good bias to have. Situations are always different, and not only the cost or ability to catch things in time, but also the consideration of the quality of life if treatment is pursued. We had a dog and later a cat that both got diagnosed with kidney disease of some sort, both were very sudden and terrible to see an active pet turn lethargic and waste away in days or weeks. We could have thrown money at it and bought some time, but they would have been miserable with the needed operations and regular dialysis to keep them alive. The choice there was easy.

Glad to see you're on the other side of that with something controllable and a happy companion.