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Thinks people shouldn't take medical advice from him,
...proceeds to give medical advice to people.
Sounds like the Joe Rogan Experience.
"No one listen to what I'm about to say, but eating roadkill possum cures chlamydia."
But what if I don't have Chlamydia
Then you haven't joined RFK swimming in sewage yet!
Then eating roadside possum will cure you of not having something else. Also, have you considered swimming in sewerage?
You seem to have skipped step 1: Get chamydia. Please start the instructions from the top
Becomes head of health