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Anon’s clingers slow his apotheosis (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be me
>biohacker focused on male vitality 
>spend years optimizing my life style diet and sleep
>Ice baths
>gigachad testosterone levels achieved
>read some estrogen is absorbed by the man during sex through vaginal fluids 
>read orgasm increases prolactin levels which makes people take on nurturing roles
>stop having sex with wife
>stop taking care of son
>testosterone goes up 21 points
>Deep sleep improves and pulse lowers
>wife won't talk to me
>son cries a lot and grades dropped 
>told son to meditate to regulate his amygdala to avoid his prefrontal cortex from shutting down 

How do you anons deal with the ever growing attacks on masculinity?

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[–] lemmur@szmer.info 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon is obsessed about testosterone and male vitality

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

If having sex with women increases estrogen then having sex with men must increase testosterone. Having sex with women is gay confirmed. The only way to be straight is to have sex with men.