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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The funny thing is that, if this were true, it would be the most efficient and effective way to register a hundred politicians, especially Republicans, as sex offenders.

[–] spizzat2@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, see... It was a "staffing issue"! Totally wasn't me. On my account.

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Staffing issue. Do these people not even hear themselves?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You think they give a shit?

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