Holup

The brain doesn't work right.

To put rape into their deck of cards to play.

To casually tell your potential victim that they are in imminent danger of being raped by them.

I've gone past disgusted to dumbfounded. I have to assume this was faked as an outrage joke, for self-defense.

Edit: changed "were in imminent danger" to "are" because you can never be safe around someone who "reasoned" themselves into raping someone.