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My favorite, classic greentext (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by nebulaone@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 44 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a museum or something I went to once where they had a kinda game.

There was a button and two lights. The game was to hold down the button, then release it when the light turned on.

If you weren't faster than a rattle snake, the other light turned on saying you died.

No one was fast enough.

[–] match@pawb.social 12 points 4 weeks ago

Newtype testing device